going away for a week but have scheduled some posts (like 1/2 a day) so pls don’t unfollow in a fit of rage due to lack of mindless reblogs!!
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
- interspecies and gay marriage is allowed (you can be a lizard guy and marry a werewolf dude if you want)
- you can kill things by yelling at them
- you can punch bears
- you can secretly shove 100 potatoes in someone’s pocket
- there are lizard furry porn books scattered all across the place